Dec 24, 2022 · I think we've left the Outside of the Asylum and have taken up camp with another of Adams's tribes: the Golgafrinchans. Remember the ...

Aug 17, 2017 · In a world going increasingly mad, New Zealand is, at worst, growing mad more slowly. I've put together an essay drawing together some of these ...

Aug 21, 2017 · The sign at Customs when I arrived might have said, “Welcome to New Zealand.” What it really meant was, “Welcome to the Outside of the Asylum.”

Dec 9, 2014 · I know you write periodically about crazy laws and being inside the asylum. As you might know, I'm a scout leader. A volunteer. One of ...

Apr 10, 2015 · * You can't buy alcohol off-license on Friday, you can on Saturday, but you can't on Sunday. * Unless you're at a tavern with the primary ...

Apr 27, 2012 · The customs inspection queue at every airport could have big signs welcoming new entrants: "Welcome to the Outside of the Asylum." It would be ...

We reveal today that new Ministry of Primary Industry guidelines for food outlets require your hamburger to be cooked to fried or grilled to 70C internal ...

Dec 20, 2017 · "Often they may be living on their own, have dementia or disabilities so they are unable to cook their own meals and for those who can't get ...

Oct 20, 2017 · The Outside of the Asylum is getting a new Prime Minister, leading a coalition of Labour, the Greens, and New Zealand First.

Possibly days in advance. In a city where the winds are unpredictable. [Update: you need days to get pre-approval. But it looks like you can phone in for an up/ ...