How I got away with my affair: Cheating woman reveals how she hid her three-year relationship with a married co-worker
- A woman has shared a guide to having an affair without getting caught
- After sparking chemistry, she slept with a married co-worker for three years
- Tips include hiding texts and bills, when to meet and how to have sex in a car
- Have you successfully hidden an affair? Email FemailAU@mailonline.com
A woman has shared a controversial guide to having an affair without being caught after hiding a relationship with her married co-worker for three years.
After sparking chemistry at a team-building workshop, the Wellington woman began sleeping with a colleague 10 years her senior who had 'boyish looks and a sparkling grin'.
In a scandalous piece that's divided the internet, the woman anonymously shared tips on everything from hiding texts and card payments to having 'great sex' in a car.
She warned that while affairs are 'exhilarating', they constantly pull you between the 'obligation and responsibility' of your home life and the 'escapism' of adulterous passion.
A woman has shared a detailed guide to having an affair without being caught after sleeping with her married co-worker for three years (stock image)
'You will feel emotions you never knew existed and will question your every thought. You will lose a lot of sleep. It is therefore imperative to follow these tips,' the woman wrote in a piece for for New Zealand website, Newshub.
Before embarking on an affair, the woman said it's crucial to choose a partner you have nothing in common with, because 'attraction works better' when you know the person is not your soulmate.
She said it's equally important to pick someone who is happy with their wife or primary partner, and is simply looking for short-term lust as opposed to a serious relationship.
'Ninety-five percent of remarriages to affair partners end in divorce. You will NEVER be the exception,' she wrote.
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Once you've found someone to have an affair with, the woman said it's best to set rules such as no texts after 9pm to avoid primary partners reading messages in bed.
She recommended deleting all messages on a regular basis, silencing notifications on your app of choice and ensuring this is not on the first page of your home screen.
When it comes to meeting in person, the woman said it's best to shun late night rendezvous in favour of early mornings or lunch breaks in discreet hotels with back-door entrances or access from a building shared with other businesses.
She advised setting time to be together in quiet places such as suburban pubs or botanic gardens, and never paying for outings on credit cards linked to your usual household accounts.
The woman encouraged cheaters to try having sex in cars, insisting 'it's not like your teenage memories'.
Ironically, she said it's best to remain faithful to your cheating partner and avoid complicating things by adding another affair or fling to the mix.
Finally, she recommended having a plan for when the affair almost inevitably ends, which should include making up for lost time with the loved ones you neglected while you were busy cheating.
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