Willy warmer: A heater for your peter

Published on Dec 21, 2013 at 12:38 PM

Dave Presley

Keep your chestnuts roasting with this cozy scrotum sweater! A veritable pashmina for your package, this knitted number will keep your goods warm all winter long. It's an exclusive member-only club, and you're running the board.

Big Mouth Toys: The Willy Warmer

Make shrinkage a thing of the past and warm your wang. It deserves it.