Scrubs (TV Series)

My Overkill (2002)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

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• Troubador : I have other songs, you know

  Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, you do.

• Dr. Perry Cox : [holding J.D.'s pager]  Do you know how I know that this is yours, Farrah? 'Cause when I paged you earlier, someone found it next to a can of Fresca and a dog-eared copy of Teen People magazine. Anyway - long story, short: The whole incident gave me a bang-up idea; because, you see, I've got tomorrow off. So I'm gonna be on my couch, sipping on some scotch and paging you every twenty seconds. And if you don't answer every damn last one of 'em, I'm gonna shove this thing so far down your throat it's gonna make you take a tinkle every time it goes off.

• Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : First off, I want to thank you all for agreeing to talk.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Bambi, you paged us here.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Be that as it may, I think there are some simple solutions. Dr. Cox, you're angry with me.

  Dr. Perry Cox : No, I'm not.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : And you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, he's not.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Actually, I am.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're starting again!

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Carla, you're mad Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : See, trust, woman, trust!

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Whatever, the point is that Turk is sorry.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Not anymore.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : I can't believe you thought he was a threat!

  Dr. Perry Cox : I'm a threat.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're not in love with me, you idolioze me.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : If we could just try to stay focused...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You're mad because I'm scared of losing you?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Yes, because we're stronger than that!

  Dr. Perry Cox : [singing]  Apparently not!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You should be glad I never took our relationship for granted, you silly woman!

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : If we could just refrain from name-calling...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oprah's right!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Lay off of him!

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're just pissed because you're still in love with your ex!

  Dr. Perry Cox : [slams his fist down on the table]  Okay, that's it! Now, I have killed for so much less than that, and I'll damn sure do it again unless you all shut the hell up right now, and I MEAN NOW!

  [they all disperse] 

• Dr. Perry Cox : You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end - gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob - the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It's a... disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that stuck with me, nonetheless.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Buzzy, buzz, buzz...

  Dr. Perry Cox : I... beg your pardon?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Oh, uh, that's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet. And, Perry, even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound!

• Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Okay, fine: I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife!

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : I think I'll sit back down.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : It was an accident.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Look... First of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again. And, second of all, you're smart enough to know that I don't want to talk about this; I don't want to know where you did it; I don't even want to know... how it was.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : A little scary - - Sorry! Jitters!

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself]  And here come the fireworks...

  Dr. Perry Cox : I know you didn't have any idea who she was, and I understand why you were too nervous to tell me. So, whatta ya say we leave it at that? I forgive you; you are forgiven. Okay?

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself]  Cool.

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : Damn.