Tom Daley is cock-a-hoop after putting his knitting talents to good use by creating a new range of willy warmers - complete with a handy scrotum pouch.
Daley, who won gold at the 2020 Olympics and is famed for his love of knitting, unveiled his daring new creations on Instagram. The 27-year-old posted several snaps of the pert penis parkas, although thankfully, none of the pictures showed their warming effects in action. Well, not in that way, at least.
One image saw Daley pose with the willy warmers around his neck, while another had them around his ears. A third snap showed him wearing one of the re-dick-ulous pieces of knitwear on his head, making him look like a phallic unicorn.
The willy warmers aren't available to buy, probably in case they flop. But if they were, we reckon they'd be quite hard to get hold of at any rate. Daley even offered a variety of ways to wear the cheeky garments.
"It’s also completely universal," he wrote on Instagram. "Here’s five ways to wear your willy warmer, winter and beyond… As a naughty necklace, as an extravagant earrings, as a beautiful headband, as a wondrous pouch or Christmas tree bauble. Buy all five and you’ve got yourself a glove!"
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And, true to his word, Daley also posed with the willy warmers on his hand, proving that they really would be a gift for all occasions - not just for shivery schlongs - if they ever did go on sale.
The comments section was inundated with support for Daley's knitting prowess, although some Instagram users took the post a little too seriously, including one who asked: "Do you do it in large?"
Someone else said: "Need to see how you wear the 5th pic." While a third person admitted to being duped by the gold medal-winning diver, saying: "I was just about to buy one for hubby as an anniversary present! Had no idea it was a joke."
What a knit-wit.
