morrissarty:

tapdancingunicorn:

There’s so much american politics on my dash (and my blog whoops) so I thought I needed some more New Zealandness up in here.

Ok I’ll stop now

thank

Um excuse you…

you are welcome

It was certainly insinuated enough

Thank you touch-all-the-butts for the confession :)

fyeahoutrageousfortune:

1. Wests don’t dob
2. Don’t break into peoples’ houses (while they’re in them)
3. Never use violence
4. Don’t deal with drugs
5. Never plead guilty 
6. Accept your prison time
7. Don’t fuck over people you know
8. Never burgle anything on a full moon
9. Never hide money where a dog can find it
10. Never drink absinthe, even on a full stomach

Thank you, thewinterbird for the confession :)