13 ways of looking at The Mullet
The story of The Mullet, the sexiest people to ever rock it, and the best ways to style it.
The Mullet — the described haircut of Gods, the flow that only a REAL ladies’ man could ever dream of pulling off — found its humble beginnings in the 6th century, where Greek statues depict men and women with business in the front and party in the back. At the time, a mullet was a very practical hairstyle, keeping the hair out of eyes and off of ears while at the same time allowing the lusciousness to lay on the neck of the wearer, keeping it warm and protecting it from sun, wind, and rain. In American history the mullet has long had its roots in Native American culture with tribes rocking a fresh style of mullet, known as the Mohawk Mullet. Through a global lens, it will be abundantly clear why the Mullet remains the superior hairstyle of the 20th and 21st centuries for men, women, children, pets, and robots alike.
1. Ben Franklin’s “Skullet”
O n the topic of new styles, Benjamin Franklin pioneered his very own style of mullet, commonly known as a “Skullet” — this interesting haircut is for the unlucky bald people of the world, who, for reasons unknown, are able to grow hair on the sides and backs of their head. The “Skullet”, involves growing out the side and back hair of the cranium, while leaving the top clean as a baby’s bottom. Ben Franklin will forever go down in history as a Founding Father, an intellectual, but most importantly, the pioneer of the “Skullet.”
2. Wes Studi’s “Mohawk Mullet”
The “Mohawk Mullet”, worn predominantly by Native Americans in the flatlands of the midwest and the Appalachia region, evokes thoughts of The Last of the Mohicans and the Wild West. In a time where the people were as lawless as the land, they were in need of a hairstyle to match the warrior heart of the Native American tribesmen. Although it is unbeknownst to historians who commandeered the “Mohawk Mullet”, it is well known that it became a popular hairstyle. Often paired with eagle feathers, a symbol of great courage in battle, the “Mollet”, pronounced Moe-llet, was consistently worn by men in battle and in typical life. The most famous person to wear the “Mollet” in modern day life is Wes Studi, Native American actor and film producer. His “Mollet” in The Last of the Mohicans is iconic, and pictured below.
3. Joan Jett’s “Shullet”
Known as “The Queen of Rock’n Roll, if you don’t know who Joan Jett is you’ve been living under a rock your whole life and need to crawl out of it, ASAP.
A queen amongst men, Jett’s songs “I Love Rock ‘N Roll” and “I Hate Myself for Loving You” rose to fame in the 80s, a time of upheaval following the end of the Vietnam War. These songs, and the punk rock feel that accompanied them, played perfectly into Jett’s “Shaggy Mullet, or Shullet” which she sported throughout her extensive music career.
4. Mahe Fonua’s “Buzzet”
Mahe Fonua, world renowned National Rugby League (NRL) player, and sporter of one of the greatest mullets known to mankind. A native Samoan, Mahe grew up in Melbourne, Australia, and as his Rugby career grew and grew, finally entering the NRL in 2012, he needed something to set him apart. That would turn out to be his smashing mullet, a combo buzzcut-mullet, a never before seen twist on two quintessential hairstyles, and a level of flow unmatched by anyone of the NRL. Known as the “Buzzet”, a growingly popular hairstyle in Australia, championed by Mahe Fonua, I present to you, the 2nd Sexiest Man Alive and the wearer of the legendary, “Buzzet”.
5. Billy Ray Cyrus’s “Kentucky Waterfall” or “Classic”
One cannot a create a “Sexiest Man Alive: Mullet Edition” without the inclusion of Billy Ray Cyrus. It is, most simply put, impossible. Billy Ray’s mullet came to prominence in 1992 when “Achy Breaky Heart” exploded onto the music scene. “I Want My Mullet Back” by Billy Ray released in 2006, a cross between rock and country lyrics, and an immediate hit. Prior to the song;s release Billy Ray had sported a mullet before, but immediately following the drop he embraced the mullet and the lifestyle that comes with it. Today Billy Ray remains the poster child of the “Kentucky Waterfall.” Its blended sides allows a seamless flow more glorious than Niagara or Victoria Falls.
6. Latrell Sprewell’s “Bullet”
The “Bullet” or “Braided Mullet” rose to fame in 90s, specifically on the head of controversial NBA All-Star, Latrell Sprewell. Averaging between 10–15 braids, Sprewell’s hair was braided down to his collar, and sometimes even included snaking designs, flowing from his hairline back up and over his skull. This made him an extremely recognizable figure, as he had some of the longest braided hair many had ever seen. Combined with Spreewell’s all-star play, the “Bullet” was able to gain prominence as a bold, yet handsome hairstyle.
7. Joe Exotic’s “Cullet”
Joe Exotic, the Tiger King, a man covered in more controversy than hair, became a national icon in March of 2020, when his Netflix series was released. The only thing that stay consistent through the show, in Joe’s Mullet, known to us a “Cullet” or “Curly Mullet.” Joe himself recognizes the curls are his main sex appeal as he stands in front of the mirror, “Gotta get the curls out,” he says to himself, “they’re my sex appeal.” Interestingly enough, he’s not wrong, the man somehow, some way, pulls off bangs in the front, and a long, flowing, curly mullet in the back, which alone should keep him out of prison.
8. Andre Agassi’s “Wig Mullet”
With all due respect to Andre, I love the man, as a tennis player and as a business man, but this mullet is just not it. Known as a “Wigget” because of it’s extreme resemblance to a wig, this completely unrealistic and otherworldly hairstyle invokes thoughts of rat’s nest, of a kittens play toy, and other extremely unholy thoughts. It’s too big, it’s too flamboyant, respectfully, it’s just too much of everything bad. To Andre’s mullet: We loved you, and we were sad to see you go due to balding, but it just wasn’t right. AND combined with the neck beard? COME ON!
9. The “Modern Mullet”
The modern mullet is characterized by two things, a long mullet (i.e. a lengthy body of back-hair and short side-hair) and medium-length front and top hair. The word “modern” in this haircut simply refers to the shorter hair at the front, so you are left free to style it however you please. A very broad mullet, there are a million possibilities with the “Modern Mullet.” Even the front can be styled differently, many go for a side part front, while others go for a “butt cut,” or center part. Honestly it’s up to you, but as the mullet makes a comeback it could be worth jumping on the bandwagon. Often more subtle, the modern mullet can often be tucked behind hats, or hidden by a quick beanie if needed.
10. The “CEO Mullet”
Business in the front, party in the back. The name of the game for the CEO Mullet, also know as the “Business Casual”. This style in particular has seen a massive uptick in wearers since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, a demographic that comes from husbands getting tired of their mullet hating wives. These women, when made to be around for too long, become unbearable, and the husband snaps, going to get a mullet. COVID-19 has also seen a “CEO Mullet” uptick due to Zoom meeting, in which colleagues are not forced to show the back of their hair, only the front, hence business in the front, party in the back.
11. Slicked-back Mullet or Just a Long Pompadour?
The most hipster mullet there is, this style combines a flowing undercut taper with a subtle yet pronounced low fade, and a slicked back, waxed style create a high maintenance, hipster look. The ideal length for a pompadour is 3–4 inches, and with this haircut flowing beneath the collar-line, it is undoubtably not a pompadour, but is it a true mullet? Or a cross-hybrid?
12. Candy-Floss Mullet
This uni-sex mullet involves bright colors, curly hair, and a candyesque level of glam. Typically made up of bright pinks, oranges, and reds, the blends of dyes is what creates this poppy and artistic hairstyle. The added mullet is like the cherry on top, adding layers of artistic flair, fun, and practicality. Paired with a beard, this mullet gives off a shockingly balanced look, considering the bright colors and looks you will most definitely be getting.
13. Dense Curls Mullet
Does your hair have an almost perm like style without any work? Then this mullet may be for you. Cut the top a little shorter than the back to make sure the mullet look comes out, but the density of the curls is an absolute show stopper. This mullet can get quite unruly, so be sure to keep it in check, keep the lines nice, and keep a nice undercut. If done correctly, this is by far one of the best ways to style a mullet that there is.
A s the mullet has evolved and matured over the years since it was first pioneered, individuals have been the driving force behind change, influential individuals at that, not afraid to step out of their comfort zones and sport a new form of mullet. From these brave souls we have been shown the way to spectacular haircuts: the “Skullet”, the “Mollet”, the “Buzzet”, and the “Kentucky Waterfall.” With all due respect we collectively thank these men and women, individuals of the highest pedigree, and recognize them for their greatness.
